All posts by kaylermo

I am in my early 20s and so far, life has been surreal. I am a singer/songwriter. I dabble creative writing as here and there.. Down to earth, fun, cheerful, talkative, occasionally shy can be used to describe me even though sometimes I'm the complete opposite of that. I believe I am funny, I always laugh at my own jokes :D. Most of my friends think I am funny. My boyfriend thinks I'm weird and crazy... My siblings also think I'm weird.. My mom... well my mom thinks I'm a lot of thing hahaha.. I believe in kindness.. I love giving or doing special things for people. Just wish I had millions in my account to do that everyday. That would be the highlight of my everyday life. I think I've said a lot though hey.. Now you know me

Forgive Me

Forgive me conducive poised liaison

Forgive me for spending
Most of my minutes
Thinking about you
I forgive you for
forgetting me

Forgive me for reminiscing
about the good old times
I forgive you for not
missing even a bit

Forgive me for including you
in my fantasies
I forgive you for erasing
my existence

Forgive my cells for screaming
your name so loud
I forgive yours for not making
any sound

Forgive my loud racing heart
just by mention of your name
I forgive the disgust yours
feel when you hear mine

Forgive me for loving you
sooo much
I forgive you for not noticing
even a bit

Forgive me


50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Hahahaha.. This is funny 🙂

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50 Terrible, Short Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand

As many of you know, corny jokes that have terrible puns and/or cringe-worthy punchlines some of my favorite things. For example, my Twitter is basically a résumé of the pathetic attempts at humor that people who interact with me daily have to deal with. Here are a couple examples of my bold swings at being funny:

Those nuggets of gold didn’t come out of nowhere, y’all. I love a good joke, especially one that can actually be shared with people when it’s laughs that they seek. The last thing you want is some to say “Tell me a joke,” or to be in a room full of funny…

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